In the news...

I know when I'm really upset I look for the nearest fast food icon to beat up on.
Especially if it's a cartoon that's got me riled. (Don't think Grimace would take a beating like this laying down, btw.)

How you SHOULD handle things if your VP shoots someone
...and he has a heart attack.

SO GLAD our administration has time to keep tabs on a struggling pop star
If only they could then do something helpful, like, say, addressing the K-fed situation.

Willie Nelson jumps on board gay cowboy bandwagon
Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys...