In the news...

HERE ME ROAR!!!
SADDAM makes a bold statement and decides he's not going to show up anymore. Is that allowed?
"I will not be in a court without justice. Go to hell, all you agents of America!"

ONION reveals the real source of W's faith
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

Tipsy Elephants Probably Poisoned, Not Drunk

African elephants love the fruit of the marula tree. But are they getting tanked on it?

Hmmmmm.

Good golly. Another celeb marriage is quit and Britneys' is on the rocks!

Feder-spawn?!

Bets on who's next???