In the news...

Reno demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Janet sings karaoke! Caught on video tape!

Giant, writes poetry, wants to be heavyweight champion of the world
Don King calls "Beast from the East" "King Kong"

Prince Charles warns Brits not to get fat like Americans
Wonder if he talks like that to Camilla?

Ann Coulter 'Jokes' That a Supreme Court Justice Should Be Poisoned--And is Compared to Lil' Kim
And, hilarity ensues.

Bono, AmEx try to end HIV in Africa
LOVE it.

Cop from Village People on the run from real police...
Irony, sadness, hilariousness.

Scorpian Queen weds Centipede King
I don't want an invite to this wedding.

FDA: Crushed bugs=key ingreedient in food, cosmetics
Betsy pledges to stop eatting and wearing make up.