Let the countdown begin...

Betsy is east-coast bound in t-minus 13 hours...stay tuned for updates!

I'm baaaaaaack...

P. Bush says something stupid
Blind reporter taunted in the rose garden

Osama joins The View
The last line of this is totally the best part.

Gore takes on Hil, Ambien
Contemplating a run for the White House in 2008, Al Gore is positioning himself as an alternative to both Senator Hillary Clinton and the sleeping pill Ambien, aides to the former vice president confirmed today

Andy Borowitz is totally my new hero!

Gold hunter digs 60-foot hole in yard
Californian gets ‘carried away’; fire officials forced to intervene, stop work
I cannot improve on this title.

Being fat saves lives
A 440-pound German man discovered that being overweight can be good for your health — if you get run over by a car.
What I want to know is what 440lb person rides a bike. I mean, I don't know any.