In the News...

Oh to be a First Dog
Good golly.
I think we now know who his true advisors are.

North Pole Moving to Siberia
Overheard talking to South Pole "I'm making like a tree and leafing"

How to Grow a Tall Boy
What a great idea!

Smart Bats Have Smaller Testes
"The male who ejaculates the greatest number of sperm may win at this game, and hence many bats have evolved outrageously big testes."
EGAD!

New Kitty in Borneo!
His head's not flat but he's pretty cool

I liked Giselle but I hated Jude for Sienna...
This match might make sense...

Matt Damon is Pregnant!!!
Hollywood actor Matt Damon and his fiancee Luciana Barroso are expecting their first child together.

Quiz of the Day
Good times.