Keeping up with the Betsy

News and notes from EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BETSY

Monday, January 30, 2006

In the news...

Administration gives one-quarter of AIDS funding to christian groups
Lord help us indeed.

Stanford psychologist, political scientist: Republicans are supported by whites with prejudice against blacks...
No comment.

CBO: Budget to hurt poor people
See above.

LiLo cuts self with teacup at Bryan Adams' house
File this under RANDOM!

Cruise up for worst actor of the year
And worst person.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

In the news...


Reno demands R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Janet sings karaoke! Caught on video tape!

Giant, writes poetry, wants to be heavyweight champion of the world
Don King calls "Beast from the East" "King Kong"

Prince Charles warns Brits not to get fat like Americans
Wonder if he talks like that to Camilla?

Ann Coulter 'Jokes' That a Supreme Court Justice Should Be Poisoned--And is Compared to Lil' Kim
And, hilarity ensues.

Bono, AmEx try to end HIV in Africa
LOVE it.

Cop from Village People on the run from real police...
Irony, sadness, hilariousness.

Scorpian Queen weds Centipede King
I don't want an invite to this wedding.

FDA: Crushed bugs=key ingreedient in food, cosmetics
Betsy pledges to stop eatting and wearing make up.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

In the news...



Sen Reid on Republicans and gov't reform: "It is like asking John Gotti to do what he can to clean up organized crime..."

Ha ha ha! Good call!

Also...anyone else notice similarity between this mug and someone else's? Spooky!

Disturbing trend continues: Republicans attack decorated servicemen who disagree with their policies
"Military people past and present have good reason to wonder if the current administration truly values their service beyond its immediate effect on its battlefield of choice. The casting of suspicion and doubt about the actions of veterans who have run against President Bush or opposed his policies has been a constant theme of his career."

Lott announces next step towards regaining power of the universe
Gotta admire his spirit.

Someone buys Will Shatner's kidney stone for $25,000
Sure. I mean, if I had an extra $25K sitting around I'd be looking for a solid investment too.

Hamster, snake best friends
We are the world...

Man steals karaoke machine
Finally a crook I can identify with!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Who's this guy?


Lets just call him Teeth.

What up T (eeth)!

Special Report



MJ taking job as entertainment consultant in Bahrain?

WHAT?!

Who is going to pay for his counsel???

MJOTD!

In the news...


Happy 300th Ben!

Hillary: House is run like a plantation
“We have a culture of corruption, we have cronyism we have incompetence I predict to you that this administration will go down on history as one of the worst that has ever governed our country.”

Laura: It isn't true
"There's certainly not a role for any sort of bribery or anything that would be considered corrupt..."

Parrot exposes girlfriend's infidelity
Peep peep!

Golden Globes
Yay everyone!

Clooney thanks Abramoff
"Who would name their kid Jack with the last words "off" at the end of your last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up."

Is Ellen Pompeo dissapearing?
I think so.

Celeb updates!
Brit M. engaged again!
Matty D expecting a girl!
Crowe and Danny: Bun in the oven!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

In the news...


The Nation calls for the impeachment of GWB
What an interesting (and by interesting I mean great) idea!

Alito's wife turns on the waterworks
Please.

Teddy K joins NPR
Good times.

Panda Ploy? or Goodwill Gesture?
You decide! I think they are just gd cute.

Early Man Was Hunted by Birds
No kidding. I think modern man has the same problem...

Judge: Don't Count Fetus for Carpool Quota
Good call.

M. Berry tests positive for coke
This guy...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

In the news...


Poll finds most consider lobbying scandal a big deal
A step in the right direction! (or is it left?) But- will people actually try to do something about it? Hellllloooo out there!

Burned!
Mouse takes revenge after eviction

Mummified body found in front of TV
Woman died 2+ years ago, family did nothing and continued to live downstairs.

OK- WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? We see these stories more and more! Is anyone else concerned? This is a problem!

Milky Way is warped
Is that like, melted or something? Whatever, I'll still eat it.

In 'Brokeback,' men might not be only gay characters
Ha ha ha

Brangelina baby?
Is this for real?

In the news...


Sen. Clinton Says Lack of Body Armor is 'Unforgivable'
Betsy agrees.

Girl gets bird flu after kissing chicken
Offers words of advice to other singles "take it from me- stick to toads."

ER docs declare: Emergency!
Nation's emergency care system in ICU...

Brit tops Blackwell's list; M-K comes in second
Spears dubbed an ‘over-the-hill Lolita’

Egad!

Many U.S. libraries boast books bound in human skin
"In fact, a number of the nation's finest libraries, including Harvard's, have such books in their collections. The practice of binding books in human skin was not uncommon in centuries past, even if it was not always discussed in polite society."

Double egad!

Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat
I can't wait to get married...

Special Report


Steve Jobs: "And now one more thing..."
"The rumors were true: There’s also a new application bundled with iLife ‘06 called iWeb. iWeb has been developed to help iLife users share their content — photos, blogs, music, movies and more — through Web publishing. The integrated media browser provides you with direct access to the content managed by your other iLife applications."

Yay Mac! Hi Dad!

Monday, January 09, 2006

In the news...


Judging a Judge
This should be fun...

Hurray Hurray! No more DeLay!
Ok, well it's a start anyway.

Another tinseltown break up!
Chad and Hilary take a time out

Holy Cats
RIP cyclops kitty

Dave takes on Bill
"I have the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap."
-David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly

Keeping up with the Mac
Macworld 2006 prepares to take over SF

Thursday, January 05, 2006

In the news...


Eleanor Clift: The biggest political lies of the year
"The cavalier attitude toward the checks and balance of a democratic society is a pattern with this administration. Bush and Cheney regard Congress and the judiciary as obstacles, not as equal branches of government. The polls show that a majority of Americans no longer trust this team, which is why Bush and Cheney are hitting back hard at their critics. If they lose this round over spying, the spillover effect will be devastating for their war policy and on any domestic agenda they hope to salvage. We have no mechanism to deal with a president who has lost the trust and confidence of the American people and has three years remaining in office. Impeachment is a nonissue; it’s not going to happen with Republicans in control of the House and Senate.

What will happen is more open insurrection on the part of senators—both Democrats and Republicans. Confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito are scheduled to begin the first week in January. In the weeks since being named by Bush, there have been a series of stories about Alito’s early writings as a member of the Reagan administration. Alito wants us to believe he was a callow young thirtysomething who advocated far-right positions to curry favor for a job. The White House is telling senators that Alito didn’t mean all those things he wrote about disregarding privacy rights and overturning Roe v. Wade—another big lie. No wonder this year’s list was so easy to put together."

CAN study finds free drinks help homeless
No comment.
Ok, just one. Check out the photo accompanying this article. Good golly! Do you think he signed a release form?

Jon Stewart to host Oscars
LOVE. IT.

TomKat to take Timeout?
Holmes family uses holidays to try and save Katie

LiLo Bulemic! Denise and Charlie Divorce! And other celebrities gone wild...
Darn. I was really hoping the Sheens could work it out.

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