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Scuba Santa (No relation to Scuba Steve...)
"Help me out, kids," he said, his voice scratchy and distant through the microphone. "What do you think I should get the jellyfish for Christmas?"

"Peanut butter!" said Alex Covington, 3.

"That's a good idea!" Mr. Evans said. Later, he asked, "Now, what do you think I should get for my turtle friend here, Denver?"

"An underwater crossbow!" yelled Calvin Freeman.

For a moment, the auditorium was silent. Then Scuba Santa laughed: "Well, that's the first time I've heard that idea! Ho-ho-ho!"

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Fidel Castro calls Jebbie President's "fat little brother."

Help Buffalo come up with a new slogan!
Send ideas with explanation of why the slogan is appropriate to desmonde@buffnews.com

Poor M-K!
Paris is an evil boyfriend stealer! >:(

And now...everyone's getting married.
Brooks, Yearwood tie the knot
Matt Damon: More than just knocked up