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In the news...

K-Fed gets his own web site!
This $hit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Mmmmm. Nun Bun
Tasteeeeee!

Wait for it...
....HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Yer In Trouble
Get it? Ur-ine trouble? ha ha ha!

Tori to marry again!
Will Kelly be her maid of honor?

RR Quote of the Day

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
- Ronald Reagan

In the news...

Boy attacks 7-year old with cracker
It must be those video games kids are playing these days...

Oh no! When hazing your boss at the office party doesn't pay off...
Advice may be too late for some...

TomKat update
This article is hysterical!

Gwen pregnant
Love Angel Music BABY

Yankees take Damon
"A razor is in his future because New York owner George Steinbrenner bans beards and long hair..."

Egad.

Biggest losers pair up
Yay for them!

Guess who's back...

Ok...so Kris Kringling and sitting by the fire have gotten in the way of keeping you updated on all things newsworthy - my apologies! fortunately the only real news has been nick and jess working out details of their parting and our government plotting new deceptions and then blaming eachother when the public finds out.

but, onto today's news...

Bush approval rating rises
WHO IS VOTING FOR THIS MAN? Just because he says things are going well DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THEY ARE.

Court rules intelligent design cannot be taught in PA classroom
THANK GOD. I mean, yay.

Animal pictures!
Submitted by faithful reader JR the National Wildlife Federation's photo contest award winners are guaranteed crowd pleasers!

New Yorkers to boots: Start walkin'
I can't imagine NYC without public trans! Wonder if it's fun...or just a PITA

Toga Toga!
Jackass Penguin stolen from UK Zoo; Johnny Knoxville wanted for questioning

In the news...

Americans vote on constitutionality of Bush's domestic spy tactics
I voted NO.

WTF.
People are weird.

Man drinks, takes off clothes
"The man, whose name was not released, is known by police for his tendency to discard pieces of clothing as his level of intoxication increases..."

FYI - Man is not Budzich.

Space Buffy!
Oddball object circles sun beyond Neptune

Ashlee collapses in Tokyo
What happened here???

In the news...

Are you kidding me?????
Official: Al-Zarqawi caught, released

Big brother comes calling
"Months after the Sept. 11 attacks, President Bush secretly authorized the National Security Agency to eavesdrop on Americans and others inside the United States to search for evidence of terrorist activity without the court-approved warrants ordinarily required for domestic spying, according to government officials."

New Yorkers, looks like it's time to start walkin....
TWU plans rolling strike

Everyone's favorite weather expression makes first seasonal appearance!
The Wintry Mix is back, yo!

Get those free holiday smooches while you can...
Mistletoe threatens to land on endangered species list

Celeb intervention time!
They've nominated Kat(i)e Holmes, Ashlee, M-K & Ashley, Lindsay, Ben A and Tobey...Not sure if I agree with all of those, but ok. Other ideas?

Friday morning gossip!
So much good stuff! Kenny and Renee meet secretly! Nic not engaged or with bun! Tobey to propose!

Cruise at it again
"The Scientology devotee has urged emergency services victims to give up their medication and inhalers as part of a 'purification rundown,’ which favors sauna sessions, ingestion of cooking oil and large doses of niacin as cures instead."

Are you kidding me??? THIS GUY IS A NUT.

Holiday Sentiment

OMG of the day

Bush says DeLay is innocent; hopes he'll return as majority H. leader
Bush: "I like him, and plus, when he's over there we get our votes through the House."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

In the News...

Pudgy penguins get daily workouts to shed pounds!
Even these guys struggle with winter weight! (Perhaps Jebbie should take a cue from them?)

Aniston, K. Kong to wed
"Elsewhere, scientists reported that mice who were injected with human brain cells stopped running on a wheel and sat down to watch the wheel instead."

Funeral directors recruit in high schools
"...the growth in the profession is projected to be slow, especially compared to the widely expected rise in demand. The Social Security Administration, for instance, projects that the number of people dying every year will jump by more than a fifth by 2025, to 3.25 million."

eek.

In the news...

Bush admits "I am responsible for Iraq war"
It's about damn time. Now what?

Clinton, Golisano cheer Sabres to victory
Mary, Betsy, Beka, also attend; Biron RULES THE ICE!

Our new FCC contemplates marriage!
McGosling?

HOLY COW

Pregnant skydiver survives 50 mph face-first landing
Unbelievable.

In the news...

Merry Whatever!
For those troubled by the PC-ness of the modern holiday season...

Obama tells it like it is
"...only a philosophy among Republicans of sink or swim explains why some Hurricane Katrina victims in New Orleans still live in cars while Republicans in Washington prepare next week to enact $70 billion in tax breaks."

Perhaps they'll turn to Intelligent Design to explain their actions here?

President says he does not live in a bubble
Reassures American public that staffers brief him on "what's brewing today."

Man loses bet by staying alive
The things we do for love.

How to deal with awkward holiday parties
Remember: "Don't be a conversational hostage-taker. Keep mingling."

C. Farrell gets help for pills

Paris voted worst pet owner
"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat," Padgett said in a statement. "Recently Tinkerbell was spotted back in Paris' arms. But how long will she be in favor this time?"

Poor Tinks!

Tip of the Day

Dumpster Diving Pays Off
It's about time!

"Wendy's and discount airline AirTran are offering free frequent-flier rewards when customers purchase 20- or 32-ounce soft-drinks. Coupons from the side of the cups can be redeemed toward airfare on the Orlando, airline; 64 coupons are worth a round-trip flight anywhere AirTran flies."

In the news...

Supremes Review DeLay's Redistricting
Removing his nails one at a time...

Hammer the Hammer!
A good anytime workout that can be done at your desk!

Another reason to like Bill Clinton
He supports the Sabes! (Sabes Sabes! Yay!)

Science tries to convince that sea monsters aren't real
Try telling that to Champ! Rar!

Save Brit!
A great site for people who are "K Fed-up"
hee hee.

In the News...

Scuba Santa (No relation to Scuba Steve...)
"Help me out, kids," he said, his voice scratchy and distant through the microphone. "What do you think I should get the jellyfish for Christmas?"

"Peanut butter!" said Alex Covington, 3.

"That's a good idea!" Mr. Evans said. Later, he asked, "Now, what do you think I should get for my turtle friend here, Denver?"

"An underwater crossbow!" yelled Calvin Freeman.

For a moment, the auditorium was silent. Then Scuba Santa laughed: "Well, that's the first time I've heard that idea! Ho-ho-ho!"

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Fidel Castro calls Jebbie President's "fat little brother."

Help Buffalo come up with a new slogan!
Send ideas with explanation of why the slogan is appropriate to desmonde@buffnews.com

Poor M-K!
Paris is an evil boyfriend stealer! >:(

And now...everyone's getting married.
Brooks, Yearwood tie the knot
Matt Damon: More than just knocked up

Chuckle chuckle

Tip of the Day

Helpful Holiday Reminder!

Poinsettias are for looking at and NOT for munching on
Those of you (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) who find themselves hungry and eyeing this festive plant for a snack resist the urge! Have a granola bar instead.

In the News...

Oh to be a First Dog
Good golly.
I think we now know who his true advisors are.

North Pole Moving to Siberia
Overheard talking to South Pole "I'm making like a tree and leafing"

How to Grow a Tall Boy
What a great idea!

Smart Bats Have Smaller Testes
"The male who ejaculates the greatest number of sperm may win at this game, and hence many bats have evolved outrageously big testes."
EGAD!

New Kitty in Borneo!
His head's not flat but he's pretty cool

I liked Giselle but I hated Jude for Sienna...
This match might make sense...

Matt Damon is Pregnant!!!
Hollywood actor Matt Damon and his fiancee Luciana Barroso are expecting their first child together.

Quiz of the Day
Good times.

In the News...

Narnia!
Currently am making my way through the chronicles - I found the talking animals extremely amusing! But also have strange urge to attend church more regularly. Could there be a connection?

Colonial Fun in NYC
A really old wall...COOL!

ANOTHER celeb split?!?! what is this world coming to?
Nicole and DJ AM part ways

Harlequin and NASCAR get together?
Now that's hot.

Uh-Oh Buffalo
In case you missed Sunday's game...

Someone Who Tells it Like it Is
"Guess the Bush administration didn't learn anything this fall when federal auditors said it had violated the law by buying favorable news coverage of its education polices. Bush officials got right back into the fake news business, paying to plant propaganda in the Iraqi press. They outsourced this disinformation campaign to something called the Lincoln Group - have they no shame?"

I will take one please.
Tai Shan update!

Project Runway
This show is awesome. For all you ANTM addicts I heartily recommend this program...

Marc Makes Hillary a T-shirt
Not sure what I think about this. Other than, when will he design one for me????

Newsweek's "Straightdudes Guide to Brokeback Mountain"
Dude it's a Western!

In the News...

Sushi Time!
This truly deserves a loud EGAD!

Phony Mall Santa Drops Pants
Man Was Not Working For Mall (ha ha ha! Tis the season!)

Reversing the trend! Eminem and Kim reunite?!
Good grief.

Happenings in the 'Herst

Highlight of today was...painting pottery with Beka!

Elicited one "EGAD Bets!" when I tried to make her parallel park outside the store. We quickly got back on track and had a great afternoon, capped off by raiding the nearby AMHERST BEE paper boxes to check out photos of the 'herst's newest celeb...

The G.D. papparazzi are everywhere!

Joke of the day!

As heard on Late Night with DL:

Yo' mama's so fat when I yell Kool-Aid she comes crashing through the wall!

ha ha ha!!!!

In the news...

HERE ME ROAR!!!
SADDAM makes a bold statement and decides he's not going to show up anymore. Is that allowed?
"I will not be in a court without justice. Go to hell, all you agents of America!"

ONION reveals the real source of W's faith
Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

Tipsy Elephants Probably Poisoned, Not Drunk

African elephants love the fruit of the marula tree. But are they getting tanked on it?

Hmmmmm.

Good golly. Another celeb marriage is quit and Britneys' is on the rocks!

Feder-spawn?!

Bets on who's next???

It begins...

Since ridiculousness seems to follow me (or me it) and since I am separated from so many of my favorites I thought it a good idea to maintain a space for those who are interested in keeping up with my random activities, thoughts on news of the day, weird animal sightings and other relevent adventures...

so...here it is! my staff will keep it updated so check back! and, i hope when you do you will share YOUR adventures too!

-Betsy!